Me with sexy phlegm singing On My Own
favorite book
john green john green… you sir are my mother fucking hero
that part was written by david motherfucking levithan
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PRETTY MUCH BEEN WAITING AROUND ON TUMBLR FOR 3 YEARS FOR THIS, SEE YOU NEVER I’M OUT
Hey dad could you turn the heat up just a little bit
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
I find that, when writing bios, it’s really helpful to look at a list or a chart like the one above. Picking two or three traits from each chart and building a character based around them will give you a really interesting bio, because they will serve as a reminder that characters need depth and dimension.
Independent and clever.
VS.
Independent, clever, pretentious, and stubborn.
The first combination doesn’t come with any flaws, whereas the second will provide a more dynamic character.
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The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
better
Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one
all of this is just perfect
I swear who ever made these commercials are also tumblr employees. they are pretty much tumblr in a 1 min clip.
These are literally my favorite commercials on earth.
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for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet
I feel like I’ll paint a wall that color when I own a house just so I can hang photos on it and call it my dashboard
This^
there’s so much i don’t understand about this picture
I’ve decided to reblog this every time I see it until it makes sense.
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